{"id":251,"date":"2010-02-02T17:34:31","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T16:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/?p=251"},"modified":"2010-02-02T17:34:31","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T16:34:31","slug":"the-worst-pickup-lines-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/dating-singles-funny-stuff\/the-worst-pickup-lines-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The worst pickup lines&#8230;.ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As dating experts, we&#8217;ve heard every pickup line in the book.\u00a0 Here are a selection of the very worst!<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00a0 Can I buy you a drink so I look better?<\/p>\n<p>2) Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you&#8217;re sexy!<\/p>\n<p>3) I&#8217;d marry your cat to get in the family.<\/p>\n<p>4) Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.<\/p>\n<p>5) You know, sweetie, my lips won&#8217;t just kiss themselves..<\/p>\n<p>6) Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.<\/p>\n<p>7) Hey, I&#8217;m new in town. Can I get directions to your house?<\/p>\n<p>8) I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.<\/p>\n<p>9) Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?<\/p>\n<p>10) You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know an even worse pickup line?\u00a0 Email us\u00a0 at pickup@asiansinglesolution.com and we&#8217;ll list the best ones here!<\/p>\n<p>James Preece &#8211; The Dating Guru<\/p>\n<p>www.asiansinglesolution.com<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As dating experts, we&#8217;ve heard every pickup line in the book.\u00a0 Here are a selection of the very worst! 1)\u00a0 Can I buy you a drink so I look better? 2) Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you&#8217;re sexy! 3) I&#8217;d marry your cat to get in the family. 4) [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-singles-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":253,"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.asiansinglesolution.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}