*Temporary Girlfriend wanted*
Potential to be kept on permanently if probation is passed
Experience preferable but not essential
Be able to spell, not 'tlk lyk dis' and know the difference between your and you're - know your shit or know you're shit
Have a personality, be funny and know at least one bad joke
Fit enough to last a gym date and not die (lost so many gf's that way)
Initiate or engage in small talk (how are you, where are you from and what do you do)
Be work obsessed
Tell people they're unique and then go on about how they love to eat, travel and spend time with family (you're not unique, trust me)
Ask people to follow you on social media (attention whores)
24 hours per week (negotiable)
Face to face interviews will be conducted within one week of application for successful applicants. FaceTime will be offered to those not local.
Please apply within
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